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Today I found out that my hair stylist really hates people from India. This always happens to me, some conversation like:
  • Her: "Yeah, when I flew home to Vietnam over Christmas, i connected through Singapore and the plane was completely jammed with Indians"
  • Me: nervously laughs; "Heh heh... well, I guess, um..."
Now, it's at this point that I wish there was some kind of universally recognized hand signal that I could flash, something that means "Yes, I see that you are looking for an invitation to continue with your racist diatribe in which you expound some insane theory about how eating spicy food makes a nation of people mean and ugly, but I'm not interested in hearing it, please could we talk about drapes or something?" But instead, I just cower, which makes these people feel free to continue:
  • Her: "Yes, and also I had this Indian neighbor once that parked his ugly car in front of my house all the time. I had to move away!"
  • Me: "Oh, yes well I suppose every nation has its jerks..."
  • Her: "And I had this friend who is a landlord, and she said that once an Indian family has lived in a place, you have to replace the whole kitchen because of their smelly food!"
  • Me: "Good heavens, well that's really a shame... *squirms in chair*"
And it went on like that for the entire 30 minutes that she weilded her scissors around my ears and throat. What was I to do? I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm as racist as the next guy. But I regard it as a character flaw, not a conversation-piece! Geez.

I've had this problem with coworkers, my realtor, bag carriers at the grocery store (!), you name it. Maybe I just look like a racist sympathizer. So, how about that hand-signal?
Comments

Oh gosh, you should work in the whitest segment of a jobsite teeming with Mexicans. If I had a nickel for every unfortunate use of the word "they" I encounter each day, I could quit and perhaps pursue a job that involved my college degree. Very much enjoyed your summary. By the way, what is it about hairdressers? I have a strikingly similar story involving a haircut I got in high school, during the entirety of which the good lady was asking questions like, "So you go to Lincoln, huh? Tell me, do those black boys try to go with the white girls?" God, how do you answer that question. My high school was 85% black, and there were about 6 white girls. Most of us were social misfits, like myself, and dated no one. Those of us who did date, out of logistical necessity (and presumably also perfectly congenial freedom of choice) did in fact date black guys, because in a four year period there were as many white guys at the school, and none of them were there long except one particularly hopeless geek. Who of course liked me. IT is an unfortunate sidebar that the one guy at school I came close to dating, whose friendly phone calls caused my previously open-minded mother to foam slightly at the mouth (southern roots coming up to bite her in the ass) happened to go on to engineer one of the few successful jail breaks perpetrated from a facility in El Cajon. His story is particularly interesting in that he was super smart, and previously educated in some of the best prep schools in the country, and oh yeah he lived on the streets in Hollywood for a couple years and was now attending my high school in a quite rough area with no sign of parents or visible means of support whatsoever. And um, he dressed like a skater, which is something a white guy could get away with at my school, but not a black guy, which he happened to be. I guess he started selling some not so legal stuff out of the Taco Bell he was managing, and the rest is history. Needless to say, my mom is unaware of this. On an unrelated note, my mom has also apologized profusely in the intervening years for her long-since-abandoned race-mixing hangups. =)

Isn't life grand? =)

Enjoy checking in with your musings now and then, usually when I should be doing something else. YOu bastard.

Noelle

Posted by: noelleprice at January 24, 2005 09:17 PM
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