I can't help but suspect that I'd be a faster driver if I hadn't wasted my childhood on legos and watercolors. This little girl, for example, daughter of National Championship Winner Andy McKee, is barely 2 and she already knows what brake dust smells like:

And these kids learned how to counter-steer before they even knew any good swear words to say while they were doing it:

And this kid had his own custom-made Nomex suit at the same age that I was allowed to go to 7-11 by myself:

Parents! Don't throw your childrens' lives away on stupid stuff like playing in the park! There's centrifugal clutches to adjust! Race gas to breathe! Neck muscles to develop!

Come on!