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Trout Gravy

What more could possibly be said about THIS product?!?

I guess my favorite thing is that it's labelled "Exclusive Sex Scent" but also in large letters at the top, "GARLIC". Are these things in conflict? Or has modern science discovered that trout find garlic sexy? If true, shouldn't something like this be put on warning signs near streams to protect picnickers from a potentially awkward situation?

The world is full of mystery.

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