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Beware the trans-cow

Eastern California and Arizona are dotted with these yellow signs warning of impending attack by trans-gendered cows that have both horns and an udder.

I thought this was hilarious and wanted to share it with you, until I did some extremely minimal fact-checking and found out that female bovines can have horns, too.

So instead, what's funny about this post is that I am an idiot city slicker. (And if you laughed at the first sentence, then I guess so are you. Venti no-whip half-caf, anyone?)

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