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January 01, 2007

Why you should chat me up drunk at your peril... who knows what I'll get out of you. (The text of this chat has been slightly amended to protect the very, very drunk. All spelling and grammar are [sic.]):

[21:10]	R:	hey you still up?
[21:10]	Me:	are you still drunk? :)
[21:10]	R:	ive had about ..
[21:10]	R:	10 oz of tiquilea
[21:10]	R:	or however
[21:12]	R:	for some reason, im drunker now than i was at newyears
[21:12]	R:	btu i can srtill type
[21:13]	R:	im awsome
[21:13]	Me:	sweet
[21:16]	R:	this is as druk as ive been in a long time
[21:16]	R:	really
[21:16]	R:	i cant type steight even
[21:17]	R:	_I_ wouldent even drive right now
[21:17]	Me:	WOW
[21:17]	Me:	your judgement is so impaired that you DON'T think it's a good idea to drink and drive... now THAT is drunk
[21:17]	Me:	lol
[21:17]	R:	i can bairly read what your typing
[21:17]	R:	let alone satya up righg t in this chair
[21:18]	R:	it spins
[21:18]	R:	its pro ving to be difficulet
[21:19]	Me:	nice
[21:19]	Me:	okay
[21:19]	Me:	since you're drunk
[21:19]	Me:	i need to get something out of this...
[21:19]	Me:	let's see....
[21:19]	R:	thats alot of dots
[21:19]	Me:	tell me some dark secret
[21:19]	R:	like qwaht
[21:19]	Me:	whatever.
[21:19]	R:	you meanlike * Juicy confession omitted *
[21:21]	Me:	nice!
[21:24]	R:	i cant feel my faxcee
[21:25]	Me:	well this has been fun, gnight!

Posted by rus at 11:40 AM

Comments

I just want to go on record and say that I had no part in this, even though my name starts with R.

But I do wonder what it's like to lose feeling in one's 'faxcee'.

Posted by: Reuben at January 2, 2007 05:40 PM

See, this is why it's important to CALL people while you are drunk. Much less likely there will be captured evidence.

Posted by: Theresa at January 6, 2007 08:00 PM