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They're not listening

Maybe the worst thing about football season is that I can hear my neighbors shouting "TIME OUT!!! TIME OUT!!! NO!!! YEESSSS!!!!!!! PASS IT! PASS IT! PASSSS IT!!!!" at their televisions all day long.

For the love of god, the coaches can't hear your advice! Even parakeets eventually figure out that it's just a mirror. Shut the fuck up!

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