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One of the many benefits of not reading the paper is that I do not have to read Family Circus in the comics section. But when I visit my mom, I do sometimes glance past it in her paper, thus inadvertently reading it. And the thing is that even though it only takes 2 seconds to read, I am always sorry. It's just the worst "comic" ever, who could possibly enjoy it. Gah. |
I don't get a newspaper.You took valuable time from my life and i want it back.
Posted by: Grayson at December 29, 2005 08:57 AMThe tourists were leaning against the fence of the New England farmer as he fed his chickens. The farmer would reach into a bucket of scratch grain and throw a handfull on the ground, and the chickens would rush over to eat it. The farmer then moved twenty feet away and repeated the process. The tourist yells, "Hey, you can feed the chickens a lot faster if you put the feed in a trough." The farmer says, "What's time to a chicken?"
Posted by: rocklaw at December 29, 2005 04:46 PM